DEPARTMENT OF THE STIMULUS · WASHINGTON D.C. / SOLANA
$STIMMY
— UNITED STATES STIMULUS PROGRAM —
$STIMMY is an Economic Impact Payment program operating on Solana. Every creator fee accrued on pump.fun is swept to the disbursement contract, swapped to USDC at the going market rate, and paid out, on a five-minute rotation, to the top 50 holders, pro-rata to their bag. No claims. No forms. Direct deposit, denominated in dollars.
The Department of the Stimulus, in coordination with the Treasury, hereby announces a continuing program of Economic Impact Payments to be made available to any wallet holding $STIMMY tokens on the Solana network.
$STIMMY accrues creator fees on every transaction recorded by pump.fun. Those fees are not retained by the team. They are routed, in full, to a disbursement contract — swapped to USDC on-chain so what you receive is a stable, dollar-pegged check.
Every five minutes — without claim, without registration, without a form to fill out — the disbursement contract pays the full balance to the top fifty wallets on the holder register, pro-rata to bag size. Two-hundred and eighty-eight payments per day, forever.
You will see USDC arrive in your wallet. There is no application. There is no paperwork. The receipt of these funds is its own proof of citizenship in the Republic of $STIMMY.
From the buyer's wallet to yours, in five minutes flat.
A trade is executed on pump.fun. A small creator fee is taken, as is standard for every transaction.
The collected fees are swapped to USDC on-chain at the next 5-minute tick — so what holders receive is stable, dollar-pegged, and ready to spend. No staking. No middlemen. Auditable on-chain.
The disbursement contract holds USDC and waits for its bell. Every three-hundred seconds, exactly, the bell rings.
USDC lands in the top 50 wallets, in proportion to their position. No claim. No form. No friction.
The eligibility requirements have been simplified for the convenience of the American (and global) citizen.
No income limits. No filing status. No SSN. No dependents to claim. No phase-out thresholds. The Department of the Stimulus disburses to the fifty largest bag-holders at the moment of every payout — a snapshot taken fresh, every five minutes. If you fall off the list, the checks stop; if you climb back on, they resume.
No. $STIMMY is a memecoin on Solana with a real disbursement mechanic. It is parody in look and serious in math. The "stimulus" is the creator-fee revenue paid to holders — not a federal program. Don't try to deposit it at your bank.
Buy $STIMMY on pump.fun and hold it in a self-custody Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare, Backpack — your choice). The disbursement bot takes a fresh snapshot of the top 50 holders every 5 minutes and pays USDC directly to each, pro-rata to bag size. No claim transaction needed.
To make the checks feel like checks. Splitting one disbursement across thousands of wallets would mean every holder gets fractions of a cent and the bot burns more on tx fees than the recipient earns. Capping at fifty keeps each payout meaningful and the gas overhead small.
Whatever amount keeps you inside the top 50. The threshold shifts every snapshot — buy enough to outrank the 50th-ranked wallet and you're in. Bigger bags get bigger slices.
pump.fun assigns a creator-fee stream to the token — a small percentage of every buy and sell. Rather than the team keeping it, 100% of that stream is routed into the disbursement contract, swapped to USDC at the next 5-minute tick, and paid out to the top fifty holders.
Because a stimulus check is supposed to feel like a check. USDC is dollar-pegged, so what hits your wallet is denominated in dollars — not a volatile asset that's worth a different number five minutes later. The bot handles the SOL → USDC swap at every cycle so you don't have to.
No. The payments are pushed to your wallet on every 5-minute tick. You do not need to sign a transaction, claim a balance, or interact with a dApp to receive them. The check is mailed; you just collect it.
The next 5-minute snapshot will re-rank everyone. Sell enough that you fall out of the top 50 and the checks stop. Sell partially and stay in the top 50 and you keep getting paid — just at a smaller pro-rata share.
To enroll in the program, hold $STIMMY in any self-custody Solana wallet. The contract address below is the official record of issuance.